BF–014 · Traffic
The Green Run
Every light on the way home turns green. You arrive three minutes early with the unwarranted confidence of a man who thinks he caused it.
Public archive · Est. whenever we found one
Bag Fries of Life.
You finished the fries. Then you looked in the bag. This is a whole website about that feeling.
See what’s in the bag ↓
Open late in your head
No minimum order
Please check the bag
01 / The bag
Shake the bag.
The Department keeps a running list of small things that had no business being that good. Pull a receipt from the archive.
Bonus fry receiptNo. 001
The Forgotten Five
You put on last winter’s coat. It has apparently been holding five dollars for you, interest-free.
Amount due$0.00
02 / Selected case files
The small print of a good day.
Three incidents the Department has chosen to take extremely seriously.
BF–028 · Communications
The Out-of-Nowhere Text
A friend sends you a photo of a thing in a store because it made him think of you. For thirty seconds, the whole internet justifies itself.
BF–042 · Kitchen
The Corner Brownie
You get to the pan late. Somehow there’s still a corner. The Department has elected to close the investigation without further questioning.
03 / Field notes
Find one of your own?
Give it a line in the ledger. Your latest note stays in this browser.